Top 10 cute non-human anime characters every guys should like

Every man has a kid inside his heart, though not many guys dare to explicitly expressed it out like me. (Contradictarily, it takes someone man enough to publicly point on some Mini Toons plushie and, cupping both flustered cheeks, one knee bending slightly to do the ayam stance, gasps out 'kawaii neh! kawaii~~ T.T'. No they don't do that, so that's why this post is crucial for every girls in excravating the kid inside every men, and give the thing they secretly wishes to buy but didn't have the skin to bring it to the bespectacled aunty cashier. Its just like asking your boyfriend to queue for your tampons (overnight kleenex), and its no joking matter (been there, done that T____T ).

And no Hello Kitty please.

10) Pooh Bear
Although I find Pooh reeks of many racist connotations (The red shirt= communist; yellow fur, snout nose and Crayon Shinchan's eye brow = chinese), no men would ever reject a Disney success.

9) Nyanko Sensei
This is the cat from Natsume's Book of Friends - an anime about a guy (Natsume Takashi) possessing a strange book that binds him and the spirits. It is 'the' gift for dudes who love supernatural beings.





8) Nyanco Cat

This is another cat for guys - if given a choice between Hello Kitty and this, would willingly accept Nyanco with open embrace and affection.

7) Mameshiba
A pea dog, thats all you need to know.



 6) Pikachu

Guys would definately love to touch the two deep pinkish cheeks *cheekily*.




5) Doraemon
For guys who have lots of requests and enjoys pocket billard, let him play Doraemon.








4) Hamtaro
Even the brawny Lennie in Of Mice and Men loves to pat this flurry creature, can't see why not other dudes wouldn't pat this on their hand =D





3) Rilakuma
Pooh 'after' a series of strenous excercise.






2) Domo
No this is not shit or chocolate, but many guys adore it just like choco or shit.




1) Yoshi
Mario and Lugi's sidekick now take the frontal pic in  being crowned the first choice for every guy's cutest anime character. And that person is me!! =D

Singapore current Top 3 taboo subjects and oppressed people

Crowds anticipating for some saucy performance

Screw me if I am wrong. 

Singapore is becoming a less tolerant society; so sensitive to every flick of differing  news and commentaries that justifies why some women better remains a misses for the rest of their life. These irascible female species are the ones that gets you on the nerves; drives you crazy; that raises your adrenaline level not because you want to hit on them on a 'romantic possessiveness',  for-future-use purpose but rather literally hit them on a pathological, tear-her-apart sense. 

She is the types that, after reading a piece of information or a bullshit gossip, quickly jump up on  the moral high heels, lip fully glossed with Chanel, and complain to MDA or any media outlet that could propagate her 'morally conscious' maiden speech (Think Stomp). 

And now you got a city that is more or less a reincarnation of her. 

The list below are the recent victims of the strapping Prada. Not exhaustive, and bound to be offensive, but it tires me out typing them since they are all bad jokes. 

(Note: I am not personally liable, all of the sources can be found in SPH, only in different timezone. MyPaper you rockz!!)

1) Oppressed #1: NUS Campus Crusade for Christ Group

http://bit.ly/wbZ0wz

From Alvinlogy http://alvinology.com/2012/02/16/insensitive-nus-campus-crusade-for-christ/

Think of Josie Lau pretending to be cute, or Pastor Rony Tan in monk's suit. This 'delinquent' christian group are currently the nemesis of Singapore society; after calling a Buddhist Thailand 'a land of little joy' because few believe in Jesus Christ, and Turkey as a savage nation needed 'much prayer and work' because it believes in M, which obviously refer to Muslims Islams. (Wonder what would happen if they live in Indonesia? Bonfire of the vanities?)

Although they are bad neighbors, a tainted blood in Christian community, to have NUS kaput their whole operation because of a few defamatory words is just too fishy a reason. 
Why fishy?   
Why NUS didn't stop NUS CCC from putting up their posters only until their dull-witted piece spread to the general public? Why then disband the whole group and not catch the few culprits for their work? Conspiracy theory aside (A: NUS CCC sympathizers within the institution committee/ B: NUS CCC bashers within the institution committee), one thing is evidential: academic institutions like NUS  is extremely susceptible to public outcry and provocation, and too inveterate (or lazy) to impeach the culprits and defend other innocent NUS CCC members, contemplating that simply by martyring the group it could qualm the public storm.

2) Oppressed #2: Aaron Tan (dunced by Steven Lim) http://bit.ly/xedKO4

Basically a storm in a teacup. 
By staging a mock sparring tournament to promote Lim's modelling business, Aaron foolishly pocketed the undisclosed amount to be the clown of the day. 

This is how it goes. 
He taunts Steven Lim with as many vulgar Hokkien silly-verse he could muster in his clip, ranging from female sexual organ to his ancestor spirit, in order to lure the 'ugly one'  (I agree) out. But latter at the clip he began to praise the girls in Steven Lim's modeling website, even though none are really that beautiful.

The result? 
Public outrage on today's insensible youths. Aaron's dad outraged for bringing embarrassment to his home. Steven Lim outraged of being 'personally abused' and intends to strangle Aaron mano-a-mano in order to savage back some testosterone dignity. Everyone was, in essence, outraged about something.

The result?
Aaron gets grounded. Steven the philandering manicurist counts the cyber footprints while nursing his self-inflicted wound. 


If nobody gives a damn about them, then no drama, less cyber trash. 

3)Oppressed #3: UOB D&D Bollywood night http://bit.ly/yaytEr

From  Straits Times

Its bangl.a....opps.............(censored)...........

There is nothing insensitive about putting black vegetable oil onto our own faces (aren't we doing so during NS?) since their intention was all about good fun. Rather I thought its the netizens insidious need to ruffle people's feathers up, to conjure anything  unusual and package it as a scoop, just like the SMRT D&D where the CEO being carried around like a pharaoh.

Interview don'ts

Remember these things tat require fast jerking to spurt e max. times to e opponent?

'Smile, with your teeth on,' the ang moh A&F store manager sang cheerfully as she aimed the DSLR direct to my face at point-blank range.

Eyes made watery by tubes of white iridescent running atop the room, my jaw retract like a Shi Pan fish, gaping for the last time. 

I smiled, crocodile smile. In between the jagged, uneven teeth were debris of afternoon lunch: potato wedges, broccoli leaves, stained brown by years washing of teh si n teh orh pink. All of which was  morbidly discovered only after an urgent natural call three hours later.

Snap 

*Roll eyes*  'Thanks for coming. Next!!'

This post is a summary of the horrendous crimes I made during the job interviews this month. For the benefit of my time, I will list out the deadly sins I committed in order of magnitude:

1) Happily scrolling down pictures of puppies on my Galaxy SII  and asking  the creative director 'How cute is that?'. His thick glasses must have fogged x5.

2) Mentioning the mall is dingy and derelict and in need of a new coat of paint, perhaps  can consider borrowing some from PAP.

3) Yawning while the interviewer is briefing me about the responsibilities x 6

4) Saying its hard to find the hp covers as compared to the competitor's phone. But I found lots in Bangkok at knockoff price.

5) Asking whether one of the packer is her philipino maid.

6) The ultimate: once stepped into the room, immediately cover my nose n blurted out 'whew, this room is soo smelly.' Heard her assistant sniggle (which is a good sign) but the interviewer gave that stunned, offended look (which is reali bad). I walked off from there in less than 5 minute, thankfully so, and piqued with which culprit just ate claypot chicken.

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